📓 Blog Post 11– So… How Exactly Are You Gonna Kill Kokushibō?
📓 Blog Post – So… How Exactly Are You Gonna Kill Kokushibō?
✍️ By Chaos Samuel
I watched that Kokushibō edit — yeah, that one 🎥. Upper Moon 1 moving like a celestial samurai with six eyes, three swords, and an aura that could vaporize your self-esteem 🌙🔥. The man’s so smooth even his breathing technique has Wi-Fi.
And I gotta ask the internet aloud: how are you gonna kill him? Like for real. I’m waiting 👀.
Let’s break it down for the mortals among us 💀👇
1️⃣ He’s basically a glitch in your game
Kokushibō isn’t a character — he’s a corrupted save file that became self-aware and decided to cosplay as a moon deity 🌚. You don’t fight him. You lag in his presence.
2️⃣ Upper Moon 1 energy = plot armor × infinity
You could pull up with every Hashira, an army of monks, and three motivational speeches, and he’d still just tilt his head like, “Cute.” He eats technique for breakfast and calls it “light cardio.” 💪🩸
3️⃣ Centuries of trauma and abs
Yes, he’s tragic. Yes, he’s elegant. Yes, the abs are disrespectful 😭💀. Imagine being emotionally unwell and having a physique sculpted by hatred and perfect swordsmanship. Unfair.
4️⃣ Your protagonist moment won’t save you
Main characters always think love and willpower are enough — until he slices through both 😭⚔️. You can have friendship, plot armor, and a flashback. He has 600 years of practice and no empathy. Do the math.
But here’s the truth the edits never scream loud enough:
They have one clear weakness.
There’s no need to complicate this. They avoid the sun ☀️ and only come out at night 🌑.
So we bring the sun to them.
Simple. Direct. Brutal. 🔆
You don’t need divine weapons, ancient scrolls, or forbidden techniques. You just need sunlight, timing, and maybe some SPF 3000.
Here’s the tactical summary for Operation Burn the Demon:
💡 Step 1: Giant mirrors. Bring every reflective surface known to man. Shine that light like a divine spotlight.
🔥 Step 2: Sun-infused weaponry. If the lore allows it, dip your sword in dawn. Swing dramatically.
🪞 Step 3: Lure him into a bright arena — or fake one. Go full LED apocalypse.
😎 Step 4: Smile. Because physics just did what your trauma couldn’t.
🎥 Here’s a video on this six-eyed demon himself:
Because words alone don’t do him justice — the man moves like a nightmare in 4K. Every frame looks like a Renaissance painting that joined a gym.
If you’re interested in knowing the editor, the TikTok account name is @vinsmoke.
Adding the link’s a hassle — go find it yourself 😌.
Final Verdict:
You can cry, you can train, or you can admit it — killing Kokushibō is like deleting a file that doesn’t believe in deletion. But hey, he hides from the sun. So don’t overthink it. Bring dawn to the demon, crank up the brightness, and watch physics do poetry.
— Chaos Samuel
✒️ Writing without permission. Living without labels.
