📓 Blog Post 12 – New Personality Alert: I Think I’m the Eminence in Shadow Now
📓 Blog Post – New Personality Alert: I Think I’m the Eminence in Shadow Now
✍️ By Chaos Samuel
It’s 9 PM 🌙. Normal people are brushing their teeth, scrolling memes, or binge-watching something peaceful.
Me? I watched two TikTok edits of The Eminence in Shadow and my brain said, “Yeah, this is who we are now.” 🎥💀
Two edits. That’s all it took. Not even a full episode. Just two clips with dramatic lighting, orchestral build-ups, and some dude calmly saying,
“I am atomic.” ⚡
And now I can’t even open the fridge without narrating my existence.
“In a world where leftovers go uneaten… one man dares to reheat destiny.” 🍜🎶
It’s bad. I stood in front of the microwave for 90 seconds whispering,
“Everything is proceeding according to plan.”
No plan. Just spaghetti 🍝😤.
I walk slower now. Calculated. Like if I move too quickly, I’ll break immersion 😎.
My inner thoughts have subtitles. Every time someone says my name, I turn halfway and pause for dramatic effect.
Eye contact? Gone. I look through people now, not at them 👁️🗨️.
Normal conversations? Finished.
Someone says, “Hey man, what time is it?”
I respond,
“Time… is irrelevant to those who dwell in the shadows.”
Like bro. It’s 9:47 PM. Relax 😭🕰️.
It’s been two edits and I’ve already started narrating my life like a trailer:
Ordering food? “Initiate Phase One: Acquire nourishment.” 🍔
Checking texts? “A coded transmission from my subordinates.” 📱
Staring at the wall? “Patience is the weapon of the unseen.” 😶🌫️
I’m literally doing nothing — but in my head? Cinematic masterpiece 🎬✨.
And the worst part? By midnight I’ll probably be lurking in the shadows like a Wi-Fi-powered antihero 🕶️🌑.
No cloak. No minions. No plot relevance.
Just me pacing in the dark, lit by my phone screen, pretending I’m discussing strategy with the moon 📱🌙.
Because that’s who we are now.
We lurk in the shadows… to hunt in the shadows. 🗡️🌑
🎥 Here are the edits that caused my spiritual downfall:
Watch it once and tell me you don’t instantly crave a black cloak, a tragic backstory, and an unprovoked smirk 😌🖤.
Don’t resist it. It’s already too late.
If you’re interested in knowing the editor, the TikTok account name is @saber.ee.
Adding the link’s a hassle — go find it yourself 😌.
If you’re interested in knowing the editor, the TikTok account name is @sh4dex7.
Adding the link’s a hassle — go find it yourself 😌.
Final Verdict:
Two edits. One personality reboot.
By midnight, we’re not just delusional — we’re dangerous 😈🕶️.
My confidence? ☀️ Limitless.
My sanity? 🧠 Missing — presumed plotting.
— Chaos Samuel
✒️ Writing without permission. Living without labels.
