💷 THE FANTA & McCHICKEN BURGER FUND
A calm explanation for the confused first-timers who somehow landed on this page.
🌟 Welcome, wanderer.
If this is your first time here and you haven’t read my blogs, books, or chaotic ramblings yet…
yeah, I get why you’re confused.
You clicked on a page about Fanta and McChicken burgers.
Totally normal behaviour within The Labyrinth of Chaos.
🍊 Why This Exists
I write a lot, and I keep everything on this site mostly for free.
No paywalls.
No subscriptions.
No “premium tier” nonsense.
But occasionally, a few people — mainly close friends and family — ask how they can support me.
So instead of building something dramatic or official, I made this:
The Fanta & McChicken Burger Fund. 🍔🥤
A simple, harmless place made with them in mind… and now, somehow, you.
😌 If You Feel Like Supporting
If having everything for free doesn’t sit right with you —
you can contribute to the fund.
That’s literally its only job.
If you feel like supporting, cool.
If you don’t, also cool.
But if you do, you have my gratitude. 🕯️
Support is appreciated, not required.
This whole thing exists because I wanted people to read —
not because I wanted to guilt-trip anyone into financing my questionable fanta addiction. 🍟🧃
🧃 A Thank-You Button (with extra sodium and sugar)
If anything I wrote ever made you:
think
laugh
cry
glitch mentally
or reflect on life for five minutes
…you can treat this fund as your way of saying “thanks.”
💷 How Much Can You Donate?
Just donate whatever you feel comfortable with.
Even £1 is calm — it’s the thought that counts, not the size of the contribution.
Stripe’s minimum is usually around £0.x, depending on the region.
The only rule is:
🪙 Payments will be in GBP (£).
So if your bank or payment method can’t convert your local currency into pounds, or your card blocks international transactions…
Thanks for trying.
No stress at all.
You can simply go read other things on the website if you haven’t already. ✨
And worst-case scenario?
I end up funding the Fanta & McChicken on your behalf using my own allowance. Painful scenarios. 🥲🍔🥤
🍔 SUPPORT THE FUND
Payments are handled securely through Stripe — I never see your details, only the digital footprint of your generosity.
🧾 DISCLAIMER
This is not:
a charity
a fundraiser
a trust
a foundation
or anything official
It is simply a personal tip jar with a funny name.
All contributions go directly to the Fanta & McChicken Burger Fund,
which fuels one human’s snack-based survival.
They are personal contributions, not charitable donations.
And yes — if this ever crosses the legal threshold where tax authorities start paying attention,
it will be declared.
Sadly. 🥲