💷 THE FANTA & McCHICKEN BURGER FUND
A calm explanation for the confused first-timers who somehow landed on this page.
🌟 Welcome, wanderer.
If this is your first time here and you haven’t read my blogs, books, or chaotic ramblings yet…
yeah, I get why you’re confused.
You clicked on a page about Fanta and McChicken burgers.
Totally normal behaviour.
🍊 Why This Exists
I write a lot, and I keep everything on this site mostly for free.
No paywalls.
No subscriptions.
No “premium tier” nonsense.
But occasionally, a few people — mainly close friends and family — ask how they can support me.
So instead of building something dramatic or official, I made this:
The Fanta & McChicken Burger Fund. 🍔🥤
A simple, harmless place made with them in mind… and now, somehow, you.
😌 If You Feel Like Supporting
If having everything for free doesn’t sit right with you —
you can contribute to the fund.
That’s literally its only job.
If you feel like supporting, cool.
If you don’t, also cool.
But if you do, you have my gratitude. 🕯️
Support is appreciated, not required.
This whole thing exists because I wanted people to read —
not because I wanted to guilt-trip anyone into financing my questionable diet. 🍟🧃
🧃 A Thank-You Button (with extra sodium and sugar)
If anything I wrote ever made you:
think
laugh
cry
glitch mentally
or reflect on life for five minutes
…you can treat this fund as your way of saying “thanks.”
👀 Special Message to My Parents
Mom, Dad — I know you’re here.
This page was literally created with you in mind. 🍔🥤
As for everyone else…
yeah, you were meant to find this too. 🕯️
🍔 SUPPORT THE FUND
Payments are handled securely through Stripe — I never see your details, only the digital footprint of your generosity.
🧾 DISCLAIMER
This is not:
a charity
a fundraiser
a trust
a foundation
or anything official
It is simply a personal tip jar with a funny name.
All contributions go directly to the Fanta & McChicken Burger Fund,
which fuels one human’s snack-based survival.
They are personal contributions, not charitable donations.
And yes — if this ever crosses the legal threshold where HMRC starts paying attention,
it will be declared.