Blog Post 12 “Boymath, Snakes, and Other Dangerous Things”

📝 Blog Post – “Boymath, Snakes, and Other Dangerous Things”
By Samuel

ladies, let’s get blunt. ⚡

Some men you might call assholes will break off relationships after claiming they loved you. Why? Well… sometimes it’s your mouth that’s the problem.

After all, some of you have a past. Imagine telling a man you’ve had six ex-boyfriends.

According to boymath, he multiplies that by 2, adds 2, and imagines all the deeds in between—thinking you did it with an average of half. Fine, you do you—but some men start thinking she isn’t the one. Just saying. 😬

And if, with all this, you’re one of those superficially or overly materialistic girls — saying “strong and independent” while making sure the whole world sees everything…

Here’s the thing: being strong and independent is powerful when it’s real 💪✨. The women who truly live it? They slay. They build their own careers, chase their goals, make moves without waiting for someone to hand them anything. They carry themselves with confidence, class, and a balance that makes people admire them without even trying 👑. Those are the women men look at and think, yeah, she’s different.

But when it’s just talk — when “strong and independent” is really code for “I want luxury while doing the bare minimum” — that’s when some men quietly tune out. Words are cheap. Actions tell the story.

Look, showing some skin is fine ✅.

Nobody’s complaining — in fact, a lot of it is high fashion and looks great 👗✨. But when it crosses into the territory of not really wearing clothes anymore — just patches on you-know-what — that’s where some men quietly check out 👀❌.

Don’t get it twisted: eyes still appreciate it, but admiration doesn’t always follow. Thanks for the view… but not every view earns respect. 🥶

Real independence shines ✨. Fake independence just shouts 📢.

Also, billing him like he’s your personal bank? The moment they get what they want… they’re gone. Simple. 🏃💨

And yes, I’m talking about the deed—you know what I mean. Afterwards, some just subconsciously label you “for the streets.”

Now let’s add some more “fun”:

  • Smoking 🚬 – Not very healthy.

  • Tattoos 🎨 – Cute. Very cute if it’s subtle. But when some women turn their whole body into a permanent art gallery — eyeball tattoos, neck tattoos, giant butterfly pieces like the ones in movies — it can feel a bit overwhelming. No offense. Still, those tattoos do be fire 🔥, even if it’s not everyone’s vibe.

    And to the males, this applies to you too. Some females will consider you a red flag if you’re fully tatted out or rocking the same extremes. 🚩

  • Also, some of you are way too kind. Like… why are you that kind? 🤔 Suspiciously nice energy exists, and it’s hard not to side-eye it. And some of you — not all, but enough — are straight-up snakes 🐍. Don’t get it twisted, we can tell.

    We ain’t buying that fake smile. 😏 We just smile back while keeping you at arm’s length. Some flowers are beautiful… but too poisonous to approach. 🌸☠️

And let’s not forget: not every man who seems manipulated 🎭 is actually losing. Sometimes, he’s letting things play out for a bigger reason 🧩. Be careful — what feels like your honey trap 🍯 might actually be his trap 🕸️. ⚠️

💀 Moral of the story: Choices ✅, style 👗, history 📜, and energy ⚡ all matter. Mix charm with danger 💃🕷️ and assume it’s harmless? Think again 🧨.

Hey, this is just a peek into how men think. Just saying. I’m only 18—who am I to tell you what to do? Do your thing, girl. 😂

Uni hasn’t even started yet, and I think I just went out looking for smoke.

Sometimes the truth hurts.
Samuel said it. Deal with it. 😎

Chaos Samuel
Writing without permission. Living without labels.


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