📓 Blog Post 9– “So Here’s How Some Guys Actually Grade Relationships”

📓 Blog Post – “So Here’s How Some Guys Actually Grade Relationships”
✍️ By Chaos Samuel

Ladies and gentlemen — let’s clear the air real quick 💨.

The words friend, close friend, even love… get thrown around so loosely these days it’s basically comedy 🎭. Some of you out here calling people you met twice your “day ones.” Be serious 😐.

So let me break down how I grade the people around me. Male friendships? Simple. Female connections? That’s where it gets layered 🧩.

👥 Male Friendships (My System)

Stranger ➡️ Acquaintance ➡️ Friend ➡️ Close Friend (brother-level).

That’s it. That’s how I see it.

If I’ve only met you once or twice? You’re a stranger 🚶.
Three times? Fine, you’re an acquaintance 👋.
A friend? That’s someone I actually vibe with 😎.
Close friends? That’s brother-tier. Family without the blood 🤝.

It’s clean. No extra titles. No overthinking 🧠.

👩 Female Connections (How Some Men Grade Them)

Now for the ladies 💅. And to be clear — this isn’t me, this is how some men will break it down 🫣.

🔹 Stranger – Never met, or met once or twice.

Side Clarification: And just to be clear, if something happened here and you never meet again?

Yeah, Gen Z calls that a one-night stand 😬.

Don’t dress it up as “love at first sight.”

Was it love, or just two people in heat 🔥?

if it really was love at first sight, why do so many people bounce after a few rounds claiming they “lost interest”?

Sorry to burst your bubble 🫧, but sometimes what people call love is just a temporary rush — strong feelings, weak foundation 🫠.

And even if it was love at first sight — some of you sure have loved a whole lot 😏.

Some of you are practically in the double digits 🔢.

If those “great loves” were stacked together, it’d probably look like the Great Wall of China 🧱👀.

Anyway..

🔹 Acquaintance – Seen a few times. Civil. Surface-level conversations 🙃.

🔹 Friend – Someone he vibes with. Conversations, laughter, decent trust 😂🤝.

🔹 Close Friend (sister) – Feels like family 👩‍❤️‍👨. Gifts, support, looking out for you — but nothing more 🎁💐.

And to be clear: this doesn’t mean you get to make demands like you’re the center of his universe. Respectfully, you aren’t 🙅‍♂️.

🔹 Princess Tier – The pre-dating zone 👑. Maybe the deed already happened, Maybe it didn’t.

He’s most likely just testing for long-term potential.

Don’t ask “What are we?” — this is the princess tier 💬.

You’ll probably get treated well, almost queen-like. Shopping 🛍️, restaurants 🍣, thoughtful gifts 🎁, maybe even a flight ✈️. But there’s a ceiling ⛔.

Anything more? Reserved for whoever his queen might be.

🔹 Dating (Queen) – mutual commitment 💍. If you reach here, he most likely sees you as the potential mother of his kids 👶. Loyalty becomes law ⚔️.

And yes — the perks tend to scale with how rich the individual is 💰.

✈️ If he’s comfortable? Trips, fine dining, thoughtful gifts 🍷🕯️.
💎 If he’s wealthy? Upgrades: private jets, yachts, designer bags, luxury experiences 🛥️👜.

As to how rich? That’s fate’s roll of the dice 🎲. Either way, Queen status grows with him 🌹.

🔥 THE REAL EMOTIONAL SYSTEM (FINAL FORM)

(The hidden settings certain people operate on — whether they admit it or not)

Some people sort their relationships like apps on a home screen.
It’s not cold, it’s just.. structured.
Not everyone deserves full access to the emotional WiFi.

Here’s the system.

🟥 0–50% RANGE — ACQUAINTANCES

This is the outer perimeter.
The “I know you, but not enough to care deeply” tier.

We’re talking:

• coworkers
• classmates
• gym bros who dab once
• neighbors
• casual online mutuals

Typical allocation: 35–45%.

Enough to function.
Enough to be polite.
Not enough to have emotional influence.

No expectations.
No investment.
No risk 😌.

It’s friendly but slightly detached —
NPC-level interactions ☑️.

If someone in this category switches up, betrays you, disappears, throws shade…
Congratulations, nothing in your life changes 🫠.

🟧 65% RANGE — FRIENDS (ACTUAL FRIENDS)

This is the “real friend but not inner circle” tier.
Warm, consistent, fun — but not life-altering.

These people get:

• good vibes
• shared moments
• moderate trust
• laughter
• presence when needed

65% is enough for:

• caring without drowning
• showing up without obligation
• sharing but not oversharing
• trusting but not blindly

But it’s NOT enough to:

• break you emotionally
• drag you into their personal storms
• make you their emotional support animal
• destabilize your life

This tier is stable but reversible 💛.
A solid chapter, but not the plot twist of your story 📖.

🟩 85% RANGE — FAMILY & CLOSE COMPANIONS

This is the highest circle.
The whitelist.
The access pass unlocked only through consistency, loyalty, and time 🔐.

Who enters this tier?

• family
• trusted friends
• romantic partner
• people who prove loyalty in actions, not words
• the ones who show up when things collapse
• the people who hear the unfiltered version of you

85% comes with:

• emotional depth
• loyalty without conditions
• vulnerability without fear
• trust without dependence
• closeness that doesn’t suffocate
• love that builds, not breaks

This is the core.
The inner circle inside the inner circle.
The tribe 💚.

If someone in this tier switches up?
Yeah… it hurts.
Because this is the only tier where betrayal actually lands.

Most people never reach 85.
Even fewer stay there.

Some hit the emotional cap of 100 —
and even then, only half make it long-term.

⚖️ Final Clarifications

This grading isn’t universal ⚠️. Not all men. But it is some 👀.

Don’t take offense if you see yourself in one of these tiers. Reality stings, but it’s still reality 🪞.

And if you don’t like how certain men grade? Find one who grades differently 🧭. Simple.

At the end of the day, everyone has their own system.
This is just one lens 👁️.

💭 Side Note From Me

Damn… aren’t I basically a full-on coach at this point? 😂

Looking back at my previous blogs, I’m starting to think: all this being free is kinda a waste.
Oh well — it’s not like I was trying to monetize it in the first place.

Read for free 😅. Take what you need 📝.

But real talk — for those of you who might want marriage counselling, advice, or even just a life check-up, I could be your digital counsel or therapist.
You drop your take, I blog my take.
You get value, I get value — preferably in cash 💸😂.

Maybe we call it Chaos Coaching™ — therapy, but with memes and McChickens attached. 🍔🥤✨

Just kidding . Go meet the professionals.

Don’t trauma dump me.
I’m only 18 with a blog and a McChicken fund, not Dr. Phil 🍔🥤📚.

— Chaos Samuel

✒️ Writing without permission. Living without labels.