📓 Blog Post 4 – “So I Decided to Learn Computer Science (Pray for Me)”
📓 Blog Post – So I Decided to Learn Computer Science (Pray for Me)
By Chaos Samuel
So apparently I thought it was a good idea to start an Introduction to Computer Science course online.
Keep in mind: my uni session doesn’t even begin until the beginning of 2026 🎓.
Most people wait until classes officially begin. Me? Nah. I said, “let’s suffer early.” 🤡
Why online? Because I’m considering the program fully online. I’ll show up when it’s time for exams, thank you very much. I’m way too busy for physical classes.
And don’t dream — only certain courses even allow this. If you’re planning on doing medicine, you better be in classes. Don’t dissect us based on theory for surgery 🫀🔪.
🖥️ Day One
They hit you with “Hello, World!” like it’s harmless. Cute little line of code 👋.
But nobody warns you it’s a trap. The second you type it, suddenly you’re spiraling into algorithms, binary numbers, and this thing called recursion — which is basically when your code gaslights itself into infinity 🔄💀.
⌨️ The Struggle Is Real
What they don’t tell you about coding:
One missing semicolon = your whole program collapses like Jenga 🧱.
Forget an indent? Congrats, you’ve unlocked a 3-hour error hunt 🔍.
Meanwhile the instructor’s like, “It’s simple!” Sure bro. So is rocket science 🚀.
Learning computer science is like being handed a locked safe and told:
“The code to open this safe is inside the safe. Good luck.” 🔒🤯
😂 But It’s Not All Pain
I’ll admit: learning computer science does flip your brain a little 🧠.
Your favorite app? Not magic. Just someone else’s headache 💻.
Game crashes? Instead of raging, you mutter, “yep, null pointer exception.” 🎮💥
Coding humbles you. It’s the universe’s way of reminding you:
“Sit down. You’re not as smart as you think.” 🪑👊
🐒 My Advice If You Start
Don’t expect to feel like a hacker on day one. You’ll feel like a monkey smashing a keyboard 🐒⌨️.
Stack Overflow will become your new god 🙏. Copy-paste with respect.
Celebrate small wins. Printing “Hello, World!” is basically graduating kindergarten 🎉.
🎯 Final Word
So yeah. My uni session starts in 2026, but I’m already suffering through computer science now 🎓🔥.
Maybe I’ll build the next million-dollar app 💵. Yeah, I wish 😅.
Still, I’ll have to make a few apps as projects. Hopefully I don’t make a virus that destroys all computers just like that rick guy in henry danger, although his was liquid 🦠💻.
Still, Imagine clicking enter and then I’m like: “oops, no more TikTok or Google.” 🌐❌
As a society, we might be cooked 🍳🔥.
Don’t worry, if that happens we can always go back to the stone age with suits and ties 🪨🤵.
Yeah… but most of society won’t survive that. I for sure won’t survive that ☠️.
And I can only imagine what happens when no one can do GRWM on TikTok anymore. Or no shower — oh, it better be a manual thing 🚿. We need that. Non-negotiable.
We might be using birds like ancient times 🕊️ though. Who’s training them ?
Still, I’m sure McDonald’s and Fanta can survive it, right? You are my lifeline. I need those chicken burgers and that orange fizz 🍔🥤. Maybe Domino’s Pizza too 🍕.
Our brands will be carrying society on their backs — since society probably won’t survive without them.
Yeah… we need that fizz 🥤✨.
⚠️ Disclaimer: This whole post is jokes. Except for what wasn't. Don’t panic. Life isn’t like those movies where one missing semicolon wipes out civilization, pigeons save the mail, and McDonald’s carries humanity on its back. It’s satire, not survival tips. Take it with fizz, not fear.
✨ No TikToks were harmed in the making of this blog.
✍️ Chaos Samuel
writing without permissions. living without labels. ✨
