Blog Post 23 “🌊 Nature Is a Savage, Certified”

🌊 Nature Is a Savage, Certified

by Chaos Samuel

Fun fact that’s not fun at all: in the ocean, there exists a female anglerfish who, after mating, basically deletes the male from existence.

The female anglerfish is huge compared to the male. She’s the main character — he’s basically DLC content. 🎮

When the tiny male finally finds her in the pitch-black deep sea, he bites into her skin. Instead of letting go, his body literally fuses into hers.

Over time, his organs get absorbed until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads attached to her body. No brain. No stomach. No independence. Just… sperm storage. 🪫

So yeah, in a sense, the female “ends” him permanently after mating. He doesn’t get to live his own life after the deed. She takes his body and his future.

Emotional trauma? Nah — that’s biological dominance.

And before anyone comes for me like, “Samuel, stop dragging women into this” — relax.

I’m not saying human women. I’m saying sea monsters with trust issues.

If you’re still mad, go fight her, not me. Spoiler alert: you’ll lose.

Lesson learned: when she says she’s done, she’s done.

And if you even try to pull up on me, remember — my boy 001 from the manhwa Mercenary Enrollment doesn’t negotiate.

And as for the rest of the numbers? They’re on standby. 🥶

Just look at them, they cold with it🥶

001

Some of The Numbers

— Chaos Samuel 🪼

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